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One of the alternate jurors came to the capital murder theater shooting trial wearing a t-shirt with a picture of a person in an electric chair on the back of it. Though Juror #983 is an alternate and isn鈥檛 usually in the courtroom, luck would have it that he and the six other alternates were brought into the room of ten lawyers, the judge, media members and families Thursday.

鈥淩ide the Lightning鈥 t shirt.  (note: this is not Juror #978. If it were, strict rules against identifying jurors would mean I would be thrown out of trial for publishing it.)

It was a Metallica t-shirt advertising their 1984 hit 鈥淩ide the Lightning,鈥 Judge Carlos Samour, who has been very patient with juror problems throughout the 3 month trial, asked 983 if he had intent to send out a message about the death penalty by wearing the shirt.

Nope. 鈥淚 like the group,鈥 983 explained. 鈥淚 was running late and I didn鈥檛 think about the electric chair.鈥

And that was that. Except for the laughter in the courtroom when DA George Brauchler agreed there was no issue here, other than, 鈥淕ee, I would have worn a better t-shirt had I known I would be in court.鈥

Dan King, of the defense team, was not amused. 鈥淛ust when you thought you鈥檇 seen it all.鈥

(Note: Despite the gut-wrenching graphics, 鈥淩ide the Lightning鈥 actually carries with it an anti-death penalty message. **see lyrics below)

More juror issues

Juror problems ended not with a heavy metal twang but with a nasty drip. Juror 378 has a sinus infection. 鈥淚鈥檓 sicker than a dog,鈥 she said. 鈥淚 don鈥檛 think I can do what I鈥檓 supposed to do today.鈥

With that, the judge gave the jury the day off with a promise to return Monday providing 378鈥檚 antibiotics do what&苍产蝉辫;迟丑别测鈥檙别 supposed to do.   I winced as she handed a germ-ridden microphone which could wipe out the entire jury over to the court assistant. Lysol please.

With the jury gone for the weekend, the day was productive. Since the defense had 17 mitigation witnesses standing by who鈥檇 come to Colorado from out of state, they brought in 8 of them to be videotaped. Early childhood neighbors, a soccer buddy, a camp counselor, and a church friend of James Holmes鈥 mom鈥檚 all said the convicted shooter was a great kid who got along with everyone and never was violent.
鈥淗e was the least confrontational of all the boys,鈥 said Katherine Barrett, a stay-at-home mom who knew him from the bus stop, Halloween parties and after school snack time. When she got down from the witness stand, Mrs. Barrett gave a sympathetic smile to Arlene Holmes, who sits right behind her son with her husband, Bob.

Notable: It was the first day in the entire trial that the victims鈥 families side of the courtroom was completely empty.  A couple of them told CU Newscorps they do not want to be in the courtroom to hear about what a great guy the defendant was when he was younger.

**Lyrics to 鈥淩ide the Lightning鈥

Guilty as charged  
But dammit, it ain鈥檛 right 
Someone else controlling me

Death in the air 
Strapped in the electric chair 
This can鈥檛 be happening to me

Who made you God to say 
鈥淚鈥檒l take your life from you!鈥

Flash before my eyes 
Now it鈥檚 time to die 
Burning in my brain 
I can feel the pain

Wait for the sign 
To flick the switch of death 
It鈥檚 the beginning of the end

Sweat, chilling cold 
As I watch death unfold 
Consciousness my only friend

My fingers grip with fear 
What I am doing here?

Flash before my eyes 
Now it鈥檚 time to die 
Burning in my brain 
I can feel the pain

Someone help me 
Oh please God help me 
They鈥檙e trying to take it all away 
I don鈥檛 want to die

Time moving slow 
The minutes seem like hours 
The final curtain call I see

How true is this? 
Just get it over with 
If this is true, just let it be

Wakened by horrid screams 
Freed from this frightening dream

Flash before my eyes 
Now it鈥檚 time to die 
Burning in my brain 
I can feel the pain