You can鈥檛 make this stuff up
One of the alternate jurors came to the capital murder theater shooting trial wearing a t-shirt with a picture of a person in an electric chair on the back of it. Though Juror #983 is an alternate and isn鈥檛 usually in the courtroom, luck would have it that he and the six other alternates were brought into the room of ten lawyers, the judge, media members and families Thursday.
鈥淩ide the Lightning鈥 t shirt. (note: this is not Juror #978. If it were, strict rules against identifying jurors would mean I would be thrown out of trial for publishing it.)
It was a Metallica t-shirt advertising their 1984 hit 鈥淩ide the Lightning,鈥 Judge Carlos Samour, who has been very patient with juror problems throughout the 3 month trial, asked 983 if he had intent to send out a message about the death penalty by wearing the shirt.
Nope. 鈥淚 like the group,鈥 983 explained. 鈥淚 was running late and I didn鈥檛 think about the electric chair.鈥
And that was that. Except for the laughter in the courtroom when DA George Brauchler agreed there was no issue here, other than, 鈥淕ee, I would have worn a better t-shirt had I known I would be in court.鈥
Dan King, of the defense team, was not amused. 鈥淛ust when you thought you鈥檇 seen it all.鈥
(Note: Despite the gut-wrenching graphics, 鈥淩ide the Lightning鈥 actually carries with it an anti-death penalty message. **see lyrics below)
More juror issues
Juror problems ended not with a heavy metal twang but with a nasty drip. Juror 378 has a sinus infection. 鈥淚鈥檓 sicker than a dog,鈥 she said. 鈥淚 don鈥檛 think I can do what I鈥檓 supposed to do today.鈥
With that, the judge gave the jury the day off with a promise to return Monday providing 378鈥檚 antibiotics do what&苍产蝉辫;迟丑别测鈥檙别 supposed to do. I winced as she handed a germ-ridden microphone which could wipe out the entire jury over to the court assistant. Lysol please.
With the jury gone for the weekend, the day was productive. Since the defense had 17 mitigation witnesses standing by who鈥檇 come to Colorado from out of state, they brought in 8 of them to be videotaped. Early childhood neighbors, a soccer buddy, a camp counselor, and a church friend of James Holmes鈥 mom鈥檚 all said the convicted shooter was a great kid who got along with everyone and never was violent.
鈥淗e was the least confrontational of all the boys,鈥 said Katherine Barrett, a stay-at-home mom who knew him from the bus stop, Halloween parties and after school snack time. When she got down from the witness stand, Mrs. Barrett gave a sympathetic smile to Arlene Holmes, who sits right behind her son with her husband, Bob.
Notable: It was the first day in the entire trial that the victims鈥 families side of the courtroom was completely empty. A couple of them told CU Newscorps they do not want to be in the courtroom to hear about what a great guy the defendant was when he was younger.
**Lyrics to 鈥淩ide the Lightning鈥
Guilty as charged
But dammit, it ain鈥檛 right
Someone else controlling me
Death in the air
Strapped in the electric chair
This can鈥檛 be happening to me
Who made you God to say
鈥淚鈥檒l take your life from you!鈥
Flash before my eyes
Now it鈥檚 time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the pain
Wait for the sign
To flick the switch of death
It鈥檚 the beginning of the end
Sweat, chilling cold
As I watch death unfold
Consciousness my only friend
My fingers grip with fear
What I am doing here?
Flash before my eyes
Now it鈥檚 time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the pain
Someone help me
Oh please God help me
They鈥檙e trying to take it all away
I don鈥檛 want to die
Time moving slow
The minutes seem like hours
The final curtain call I see
How true is this?
Just get it over with
If this is true, just let it be
Wakened by horrid screams
Freed from this frightening dream
Flash before my eyes
Now it鈥檚 time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the pain